A New Loving Mate To Lovingly Date!

You know the cat has to. I have to help at my zoo. I want you all to have love. So I'll give you many choices from above. You'll want every single one. I just know it with today's run.

Looking for the one to grow old
Sorry, no life insurance pay out will take hold.
I love to spend time washer, fishing, hiking...
Is washer some kinky thing to your liking?

Courtney girl
So you give two country names a whirl?
I love everything about the woods
Even bear poop or scary banjo playing hoods?

I don't have anything to say here
My, won't you get many a peer.
I'm very down in earth.
Journey to the center of worth?

Major unsolved date.
So you are a mystery mate?
Business as usual down here
Do I even want to come near?

I'm in your area so gie me call
Nah, go back to your Facebook wall.
Sweep me off my hands.
You have a thing for hand stands?

Let's sea how it goes.
Nah, no sinking woes.
I like long walks on short beaches.
Hmmm, maybe your math skill reaches?

If I like you...can I keep you?
No Misery wannabes allowed at my zoo.
Looking for someone with a gambling problem like me.
Now that is a great first line for any to see.

Be my good boy
Get a job for that joy.
Why can't this be quick and easy?
Isn't that not so umm pleasy?

Like being outside garding
Do you have a gift for carding?
I'm trying this seen for a change.
You still may need a little rearrange.

I want failure of the heart.
Damn, maybe you need to fart?
I have no body to call my own.
So you are a robot that leaves a message at the tone?

Don't say the cat never helped you out. Now you can have some love about. Don't you want to grab one today? They sure sound so great with their say. Yeah, you may be better off with a blow up mate. At least they'd be a cheap date. The cat is through with his dating sass. They are just scary to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.