Investigation

Q: Trump wants to investigate to see how Hillary got so many votes.  If you were president, what's something you'd like to investigate?
-Jade, Seattle

DoA: I would immediately investigate how Avengers: Age of Ultron is the seventh highest grossing movie of all time.  A billion and a half dollars?!!...And then I'd investigate how 56 people (including Conan O'Brien) have more Twitter followers than Donald Trump.

If you were president, what would you investigate?

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