Feel The Points In Your Joints!

The dating nuts aren't back yet. But one day having them back is a safe bet. Still who needs those nuts. We got more to help you get out of dating ruts.

Step right up.
Fill your cup.
Meaning fill in each blank.
Tick the box or walk the plank.

You need to do it.
Fill in every bit.
If you don't we can't match.
Don't you want the best of the batch?

How old are you?
Have any kids come due?
Would you date one with kids?
Do you take gambling bids?

Do you like to stare?
Do you want to be a pair?
Do you like to run?
What do you find fun?

Are you in shape?
Shaped like a grape?
Need a mate like that?
Don't worry, we won't fall flat.

Are you into older?
Are you into bolder?
Are you into younger?
One to thirst your hunger?

Do you really care?
Do you like long hair?
Do you have money?
Do you think you're funny?

Congrats to you!
Your matches have come due.
You've got so many.
Now don't neglect any.

Here they are.
Near and far.
Many on hand.
Isn't it grand?

They are a 95% match.
Open that latch.
You got so many more.
So open the door.

Pffft says the cat. Do you love the same old survey crap where you're at? Still shows the same matches. They just stick them in different batches. But oh, they are 95% in tune with you. They are even in tune when they poo. Doesn't that just make you want to join the online dating mass? You could get matched with a furry little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.