Spruce Up Your Pad With An Add!

Your browser is bland there in your land. We can't have that. Come and follow the cat. There is so much more we can add. This isn't some fad. Add on with glee. It really will help thee.

Add ons for you.
Add ons for me.
So many in view.
No whelmed for thee.

I'll help you pick.
No problem at all.
This rhyme does the trick.
Start your own mall.

That's right indeed.
A stalker add on.
Let it take seed.
It's not a con.

A show your face one.
Now that is fun.
You can be seen a ton,
By each and everyone.

A new search engine.
That is a need.
Soon you'll be binge in,
Some cheap dirty deed.

Why not a blocker?
Block out the worst.
We wouldn't want a shocker,
To cause your heart to burst.

The money tracker is here.
Add it with glee.
You'll always have it near,
Plucking away at your money tree.

The daily planner is on.
Don't miss that one.
It starts at dawn.
Now go for a run.

The cute cat pic.
Now that is slick.
It's a good trick.
So go ahead and click.

And the best of the best,
It beats all the rest.
The extra little pest.
Let the NSA be your guest.

Don't you love the cat's suggestions today? Go and add on at your bay. Let your browser get so full that it no longer has any pull. Then you'll go so slow, but who cares, the NSA will know. Facebook will too. You can wave at them from the loo. Do you add on in mass? I don't have any thanks to the OCD of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.