Why it’s dangerous to be married to a romance writer

So, husband and I were at the movie ‘Passengers’ starring Chris Pratt. I decided to eat a hot dog without the bun because I’m doing this low carb thing and popcorn is the devil. I know if I sit with movie theater popcorn I will eat the entire bag until I’m literally sick. Until there is a carb explosion and nobody wants to see that.

Me: “Would you like my bun?” (Because heck, I’m not going to eat it and what a waste.)

Him: “Of course I want your bun, baby. I want to squeeze it.”

Me: “That’s going in a book.”

Him:

And that’s why you should be careful what you say around a romance writer…