On This Day Cheery May Go Away!
The cheer may be gone as many fall for the con. What is the con? The con that will dawn. That is just grand. Aren't I confusing in my land? That is nothing new. Now on with it for you.
Support desk, what is your issue?
Do you need more than a tissue?
Wait, that is not right.
I have to direct you to our site.
There you are.
Help was on par.
Have a nice day.
That's all I can say.
Ring, ring, ring.
A button pressing fling.
Hit one for this.
Hit two and don't miss.
Maybe try three.
Better hope you don't have to pee.
If you hit four,
You'll get a world tour.
The time it takes to answer that is.
We've got more important biz.
Solitaire I need to beat.
Plus I also need to eat.
Listen to the tune.
You can dance like a loon.
That will pass the time.
Your carrier may charge you more than a dime.
Support desk, what is your inquiry?
Better hurry before your expiry.
That is not a death threat.
We just have many in the net.
We don't have all day.
Out with it we say.
Oh, that is on the site.
Go there and everything will be alright.
I hope we helped you.
I know that hope is true.
Come back any time.
To not to would be a crime.
Ring, ring, ring.
Have a button fling.
Press one, two or three.
Enjoy the button spree.
Some may be looking for help with things they bought. Whether returning or fixing a broken lot. This is what they may find. Don't you love the help desk for mankind? Hmm, maybe they need one as a whole. There the brain dead could take a stroll. Another post that could be. We shall see. Don't you love dealing with them with each pass? They are so annoying to my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Support desk, what is your issue?
Do you need more than a tissue?
Wait, that is not right.
I have to direct you to our site.
There you are.
Help was on par.
Have a nice day.
That's all I can say.
Ring, ring, ring.
A button pressing fling.
Hit one for this.
Hit two and don't miss.
Maybe try three.
Better hope you don't have to pee.
If you hit four,
You'll get a world tour.
The time it takes to answer that is.
We've got more important biz.
Solitaire I need to beat.
Plus I also need to eat.
Listen to the tune.
You can dance like a loon.
That will pass the time.
Your carrier may charge you more than a dime.
Support desk, what is your inquiry?
Better hurry before your expiry.
That is not a death threat.
We just have many in the net.
We don't have all day.
Out with it we say.
Oh, that is on the site.
Go there and everything will be alright.
I hope we helped you.
I know that hope is true.
Come back any time.
To not to would be a crime.
Ring, ring, ring.
Have a button fling.
Press one, two or three.
Enjoy the button spree.
Some may be looking for help with things they bought. Whether returning or fixing a broken lot. This is what they may find. Don't you love the help desk for mankind? Hmm, maybe they need one as a whole. There the brain dead could take a stroll. Another post that could be. We shall see. Don't you love dealing with them with each pass? They are so annoying to my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Published on December 26, 2016 03:00
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