A Merry Trick That Is Ick!

Pat tried to get us to dress up on this cheery day. To that we said a big no way. Is is cheery or merry? Beats me, go eat a cherry. How did he do it? He pulled some tricky shit.


He went back,Back at our shack,And said we did it before.Pfffft like I'd buy that at our shore.

He even tried Cassie.He wasn't tricking that lassy.She just ran under the bed.One way to get nothing on her head.

Then he said he'd make us look dumb.Pffft does that bother my rhyming bum?Nope, not one bit. Isn't that nose a hit?

Cassie didn't care.Are you even aware she's there?That snowman is too happy.He'll be the one to make all yappy.

 So he had to settle for this.He made up our Christmas bliss.Meanwhile we are going to knock over the tree.I hope a great day is had at your sea. 
Oh and payback is sweet. It is ever so neat.See? We can do it too.Even quote a movie with gas at our zoo.
 Did he really think we'd fall for that? Did the fat guy find you where you are at? Maybe he can bring Pat better photoshopping skills. He could use them to pay the bills. Yeah right. May scare the rats away at night. Hope a good holiday is being had at your merry or cheery pad. I will now go find Cass so we can get to knocking down that tree that is in front of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.