I Am So Much Better Than They Are

Anybody see Conan O'Brien last night where Demetri Martin was talking about his new film Taking Woodstock? He talks about how uncomfortable kissing another man was (grow a pair, Demetri! I've kissed a girl before and, sure it did nothing for me, but I don't whine about it), and the other guest Shaquille O'Neal scoots away from him on the couch? Yeah. Gay panic is so funny. No harm ever comes from prodding along that particular comic gem, does it? First of all, Mr O'Neal needs to grow up. He's n