I’m Tempted To Buy Anything That Levitates

I don’t know what it is, but I’m tempted to buy anything that levitates. That spinner thing that floated on magnets they used to sell at the “nature” store in malls? I was tempted to buy it. Magnetic floating globes? Tempted to buy it. That magnetic floating drink thing from Kickstarter? Tempted.

I don’t know why. I know it’s just some magnets. I know it isn’t that special. I know there’s no chance I’d ever actually use any of it…but still.

IT FRICKIN’ FLOATS!!!!