A River Named Denial

(It’s not whether you win or lose, as long as you win)

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Now that the Presidential election is over, I think I’m going to move to Scotland. After all, all the smart, beautiful people are threatening to leave any America that has no Hillary at the helm, and they’re mostly heading for Canada. I want to be smart and beautiful, too…but with less pouting. So I’m thinking Scotland.

As we speak, vast migrating herds of pouting pundits and sullen celebrities are apparently about to descend...