I Will Refrain From Going Out Shopping Anywhere In The US On Black Friday

I promise here and now that I will not go out and shop anywhere in the US on Black Friday this year. I will not change my mind, I will not compromise on this.

Of course, I may not be ABLE to shop in the US on Black Friday this year, so maybe this isn’t much of a sacrifice on my part. I’ll reveal why this is more of a joke later, though it does still seem better to me to stay home with family rather than go out and bother other people at US stores today.