A Month Out To The Cheery Shout!
The cheer is here, right? Hmm let's see about that at my site. I don't see it. That cheer is quite the hiding twit. Maybe it is under the bed? I guess I'll have to go and see if like me it is hiding its head.
With one month to go,
People scatter near and far.
They go blow for blow,
Over some fancy toy car.
Giving cheer and seasons greetings.
Yeah, and all that other crap.
Got to get to those year end meetings.
Have to bilk each silly shopping sap.
With one month to go,
You have to find a lap.
That lap gives a ho ho ho,
Sucking you into its trap.
After standing for a while,
You finally get a meet and greet.
Rushed out in single file,
Wasn't that lap oh so neat?
With one month to go,
The lists have to be made.
Time to give another blow,
And go on some type of tirade.
That offends me in every way.
That should never be said.
Look at that puny light display.
What was going through their head?
With one month to go,
Family is ready to come a calling.
You may need to get the back hoe,
Cousin Eddie is rather appalling.
But they gather around,
Many there for a free lunch.
Some you aren't sure where they are found,
Others you may want to punch.
With one month to go,
Cheer seemed to have been hidden.
Maybe after going blow for blow,
It went somewhere where blows are forbidden.
Can't be Bill Clinton's bedroom.
So that is one place down.
What? Can't be all gloom.
I know that didn't cause a frown.
Maybe cheer is off in Bora Bora? There it can whora whora. At least according to Blue. Not sure I believe that to be true. Silly shopping sap is fun to say. Can you say it three times fast at your bay? Got the cheer at your sea? Are you a stomping shopper with glee? Online is easier and more cheery, although sometimes what they send you can be eerie. We'll have to go and give cheer some sass. It can't go to Bora Bora or hide under the bed with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
With one month to go,
People scatter near and far.
They go blow for blow,
Over some fancy toy car.
Giving cheer and seasons greetings.
Yeah, and all that other crap.
Got to get to those year end meetings.
Have to bilk each silly shopping sap.
With one month to go,
You have to find a lap.
That lap gives a ho ho ho,
Sucking you into its trap.
After standing for a while,
You finally get a meet and greet.
Rushed out in single file,
Wasn't that lap oh so neat?
With one month to go,
The lists have to be made.
Time to give another blow,
And go on some type of tirade.
That offends me in every way.
That should never be said.
Look at that puny light display.
What was going through their head?
With one month to go,
Family is ready to come a calling.
You may need to get the back hoe,
Cousin Eddie is rather appalling.
But they gather around,
Many there for a free lunch.
Some you aren't sure where they are found,
Others you may want to punch.
With one month to go,
Cheer seemed to have been hidden.
Maybe after going blow for blow,
It went somewhere where blows are forbidden.
Can't be Bill Clinton's bedroom.
So that is one place down.
What? Can't be all gloom.
I know that didn't cause a frown.
Maybe cheer is off in Bora Bora? There it can whora whora. At least according to Blue. Not sure I believe that to be true. Silly shopping sap is fun to say. Can you say it three times fast at your bay? Got the cheer at your sea? Are you a stomping shopper with glee? Online is easier and more cheery, although sometimes what they send you can be eerie. We'll have to go and give cheer some sass. It can't go to Bora Bora or hide under the bed with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Published on November 25, 2016 03:00
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