The Curious Count

Reacting to "inside information," some computer geeksters are urging Pilloried Hillary to demand a recount in Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin.

Call us a cynic, but we doubt that these noble-minded geeksters forwarded any of their secrets to the FBI.

Why even bother to beg the question, why not?

They would rather play this out in the PC media where innuendo overrules discovery. Defeat is easier to bear when it is darkened by an everlasting cloud of doubt.

The Clinton campaign is not pressing the matter since Mr. Trump Monkey has apparently "pardoned" the Rejected Witch of the Hamptons from further criminal investigation for her "pay to play" policy that enriched the Clinton Foundation with hundreds of millions of dollars while she was sitting on her broomstick as Secretary of State.

Rather, the PC diehards are using the Green Party's Jill Stein, (about 2% of the vote) as a stalking horse to consummate their desires to overturn the electoral results.

That way, if the geeksters come up with egg on their faces, then the Trump Monkey will not get mad enough to throw Hillary back to that bloodthirsty mob that feels she belongs in the slammer.

Jill Stein has already received more than 2 million dollars in donations to defray the cost of a recount. Now where do you suppose that kind of money came from? Not from the Greens, baby. A recount does them no good whatsoever.

It would be hilarious if irregularities were actually discovered and Pilloried Hillary decided to challenge the election she has already conceded.

All hell would break loose in the PC media and those of us innocent bystanders who abstained from singing along with either one of these two shit-house maggots could celebrate their ensuing agony in word and song.

It would be even more hilarious if it were discovered that in the closing moments of the election, some of Hillary's minions were the actual culprits trying to snatch victory from the jaws of the impending defeat by cooking the vote their way.

Now that would be…priceless!
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Published on November 24, 2016 13:26
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message 1: by Owlseyes (new)

Owlseyes I am pro recount; some days ago I read about 3 million alien/non-citizen votes in Votefraud. org.

I guess many dems won't like the TRUE results of the recount.


message 2: by David (last edited Nov 25, 2016 10:45AM) (new)

David Gustafson This narrative is fervishly being pitched by the politically correct, anti-Trump Monkey beserkers.

The more formal, politically correct spank wankers at the NYT and WaPo are handling it with an air of reserve.

Hillary must have some serious reservations for not jumping all over this. Her consent would incite the PC beserkers to endless demonstrations.

I suspect we would find some of Pilloried Hillary's reservations to be very, very amusing. If only we knew!


message 3: by Owlseyes (last edited Nov 26, 2016 06:38AM) (new)

Owlseyes Right.

Recount is meant to start Monday or Tuesday in 3 states, says The Green Party; just watched conference in Milwaukee . They've got the money [Soros's?].


message 4: by David (new)

David Gustafson One way or the other, I can hardly wait for the results. The fun with these two and their supporters is never-ending.

I just wish Billy Willy Dilly would take his Viagra and jump into the fray.


message 5: by David (last edited Nov 25, 2016 10:23PM) (new)

David Gustafson Wisconsin is going to begin a recount. Bravo!!!

This is a win, win, win situation for us mercenary satirists.

There are three possible outcomes and everyone of them is a delicious, chocolate cream puff.

1. The results are invalid and the apparent transgressors are Mr. Trump Monkey's minions.

*****All Hell breaks loose!****

2. The results are completely valid.

****The politically correct spank wankers are publicly humiliated.****

3. The results are invalid but... the apparent interlopers appear to be Pilloried Hillary's minions trying, but failing, to steal the election in the waning hours of voting when they could see that the results were not going their way as predicted.

-****The PC wankers are publicly humiliated and there are renewed calls to throw Pilloried Hillary in the slammer.****

The only question is, which of these chocolate cream puffs will be the most delicious one to chew on?

****Yum! Yum! Yum!****

Bear in mind young grasshoppers, there are reasons why Pilloried Hillary is less than lukewarm concerning these recounts and why Snoop Dogg Barry Obama has pronounced the results as being secure.

And what about Senator Harry Reid who was blowing smoke out his ass months ago about Putin rigging the election? Not a whimper. Why is Dirty Harry hiding in his underground bunker?


message 6: by David (new)

David Gustafson The embarrassing possibilities of this recount make me so over-joyed that a theme song suddenly popped into my mind and I have no idea what the connection is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7Xm3...

Happier times, maybe? I think I need an ice cream cone! This is going to be so much fun!


message 7: by Owlseyes (last edited Nov 26, 2016 11:00AM) (new)

Owlseyes Great tune, by Judy Collins; for 2016 it's: "... I've looked at clouds that way
But now they only block the sun"...

For 2017, I would choose by Judy Collins - Send In The Clowns; a great tune too, ....prophetic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L6KG...

"...And where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns.
Well, maybe next year."

Clowns, only.


message 8: by David (new)

David Gustafson In my opinion, Stephen Sondheim's "Send In The Clowns" is the best American pop tune of the 20th century. Your chosen lines are absolutely appropriate for 2017!

I prefer Frankie's version with his intro:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1fVQ...


message 9: by Robert (new)

Robert Hobkirk Prez O-blah-blah has given green cards to a million Muslims since he got the throne (according to Homeland Security). 340,000 registered Muslims in Wayne County, Michigan, alone (according to the ex-governor of Mich., a democrat.) They are all democrats. How did they become citizen so fast? If there's going to be a recount, let's dig deep and verify each and every vote was cast by a citizen. For those who cheated, back to the land of misery


message 10: by David (last edited Nov 27, 2016 08:51AM) (new)

David Gustafson It is what it is...or rather, it is what the political class has made it into.

Personally, since I despise the political class and the politically correct spank wankers, I enjoy a little chaos. It is much more entertaining than the usual boob tube fare.


message 11: by Robert (new)

Robert Hobkirk Trump's latest tweet went mega troll with the nuclear option of jail time for burning the flag.

Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. Trump has absolute control of the media. They'll be faking their outrage for days over the flag tweet. Romney twirling in the wind is getting a little stale, so Trump throws the media another bone to chew on.

Memo to Trump: just govern. You don't need to do any more of the PT Barnum act. The circus tent is already full.


message 12: by David (last edited Nov 29, 2016 08:54AM) (new)

David Gustafson Mr. Trump Monkey's bizarro traveling circus is simply a preview of coming White House attractions. My only enjoyment comes from listening to the howling of the politically correct spank wankers in the media and on campus whom I consider to be even more repugnantly dishonest maggots than the political class.


message 13: by Robert (new)

Robert Hobkirk That Abdul at OSU came into the country with the other 1 million Muslims under O-blah-blah's green card program. If it's only 1 in a 1,000 who are jihadists, that makes it 1,000 Abdul clones we have to worry about. Give them 20 years to multipy in the second generation, and you can see where this is going.


message 14: by David (last edited Nov 29, 2016 09:07AM) (new)

David Gustafson The public both here and in Europe will become as inured to random acts of lone-wolf violence as they have to waiting in tedious lines at airports since 9/11 for TSA goons to frisk their Grandmas and sniff their daughters' shoes.


message 15: by Robert (new)

Robert Hobkirk I was tolerant of Islam after 9/11 because I was ignorant about it. After I learned what's it's ideology was, I am no longer tolerant. I'm not into hugging either Nazis or Muslims.


message 16: by David (last edited Nov 29, 2016 05:12PM) (new)

David Gustafson Whether it is Haredi, Hassidic, Islamic, Mormon or a Navajo Tribal Council, I oppose any culture that consigns its own mothers, daughters, sisters and wives to second-class status.

I find the hypocrisy of the PC media and their political scum monkeys to be particularly offensive when they publicly beat their own drums asserting that they are all for sexual equality while at the same time not holding up any of the aforementioned offenders to the same gold standard.


message 17: by Robert (new)

Robert Hobkirk I thought the Navajos were a maternal based culture with the women holding the hammer. Not so?


message 18: by David (last edited Nov 29, 2016 05:12PM) (new)

David Gustafson Not traditionally. I stumbled onto this with my pottery class. A recent Council made an exception and allowed one (1) woman to attend. I do not know whether she had a vote.


message 19: by Robert (new)

Robert Hobkirk Trump did a deal with Carrier to keep the plant and the jobs in Indiana, not sent to Mexico. Folks of all races, religions, gays and straights, men and women keep their jobs. Not bad for someone labeled by his political enemies as being a racist, bigot, blah, blah, blah.


message 20: by David (new)

David Gustafson One way of looking at it, I guess.


message 21: by Robert (new)

Robert Hobkirk This morning, Yahoo fake news is spinning the OSU attack to make Abdul the victim.


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