The Best Back With Some Flack!

The cat heard this again the other day, so we'll take it another way. The best idea ever it was indeed, but whoops, they forgot at their feed.

Have ideas done.
Done by the ton.
Or done by the little.
Oops, brain is brittle?

In one ear, out the other?
I've done that to my mother.
Shhhh, don't tell.
Maybe some need a bell?

It gives a ding.
Save the idea to cha-ching.
Or like an STD from a fling.
Hey, it's saved on something.

But I guess not.
Can't remember the plot.
Out the window it went.
And then they get bent.

It was forgotten by me.
Blah blah blah, pitiful me spree.
You've heard the rest.
In the end it was the BEST!

Err ummm not.
Sorry, screwed by brain rot.
Not the best if never done.
Easy to say when you never won.

I won 1st in every Olympic event.
At least I would have if I left the beer tent.
See? I can do it as well at my lair.
Damn, my logic just screwed you there.

What you have may not be grand,
But it is still the best at your land.
At least for the moment from you,
Until something more comes due.

Subjective is best.
We've done that test.
But still if one tops the rest,
Then it is your best.

Not that best thought,
That you let out to rot.
Hey, I want to do it once more.
I'd win the lottery if I played at my shore.

I could go on all day with such examples at play. Heard this one before? I'm sure you have at your shore. Maybe even said it a time or two. But it is only the best if it is actually the best and comes due. Otherwise the same thing as gas. It fades eventually when it comes out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.