Here's To Magic However Tragic!

Look at the day. Magic may come to play. It is resolution time. Who needs to wait 2 more months for such a chime? Now is the time with magic in its prime.

Bippity Boppity Blue,
He stopped to have a poo.
Then he lost his shoe.
It was stolen by a kangaroo.

Wait! That is wrong.
Not a resolution song.
I resolve to stay on task.
Now you have no need to ask.

Elephants can fly.
Oh my, oh my.
Whoops,  magic didn't work.
Off track is a perk.

Look! A black cat.
So scary where it's at.
Wait! It may be magic.
A cat can't be tragic.

Bippiy boppity boo.
I want a golden loo.
Waiting, waiting, nope.
Just a litterbox in which to cope.

Magic in the air.
It is oh so rare.
Not a smelly box,
Or a pair of socks.

I resolve to lose weight.
Yep, on this magic date.
Look, it didn't work.
Damn, I blame the mail clerk.

Why? I don't know.
Now on with the show.
I hear that magic tune.
It is enough to make me swoon.

I resolve to get a wife.
Yeah, I need one of them in my life.
I see a magic site.
I can order one overnight.

Look! It worked out.
A wife is now about.
Magic really does exist.
This magic day thing shouldn't be missed.

Wowweee, aren't you impressed now? The magic sure took a bow. No need for the new year you can now give a new magic day a cheer. Hey, same shit will occur. As in no magic will happen and you won't purr. But if you have the dough, a new mail order bride may show. Could make magic there, right? All through the night? Or get scammed in mass. Hey, I never said you should trust my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.