You Better Beware Of The Nonsense Scare!

The cat will go scary today. I already did that at my bay? Bah, not this way. This is so scary you'll run for a pile of hay. Jumping in that may itch. That can be a bitch.

A roll in the hay,
Come what may.
A giant itch.
An itch to hitch.

Your hitch of an itch,
Makes you twitch.
Twitch from the toe,
To where things flow.

Flow as in nose?
That's how it goes.
Unless you go gutter.
Then you may shutter.

The twitchy glitch,
Has made you rich.
Rich with twitches.
Can't blame witches.

You rolled in hay.
Or maybe all you did was lay.
Lay or roll,
You took the stroll.

Now you twitch.
Twitch and itch.
Hay fever upon you.
It is old yet new.

New yet old.
Either way, it takes hold.
Hold and golden.
Gold and holdin.

Rich with disease.
Rich with fleas.
Rich with twitches.
No need for stitches.

Now twitch for life.
Twitch with your wife.
Twitch with your man,
There's not a twitch ban.

Your wish granted,
However slanted.
You became rich.
Rich with the twitch.

Are you now twitchy? No need to get bitchy. Or blame something witchy. That may make them twitchy. Then you may get boiled in a pot. That could scare a lot. So thanks to you hiding in the hay you now twitch for life at your bay. Enjoy the fleas too. We hate those at our zoo. Wasn't that of the scary class? I told you so with my nonsense writing little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.
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