Butt-Dialing for Dollars

(Honey, what’s the number for 911?)

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I think it’s probably safe to say that most Americans know what 911 is. It’s the number to call when there’s an emergency.

But that’s where the whole plan falls apart: some morons don’t know what an emergency is.

For example, there are dozens of documented cases in which extremely lonely people actually called 911 because facebook was down.

I mean, extremely lonely.

I guess they couldn’t reach the police in Farmville.

Sometimes, “emergency” does...