Fahrenheit 451 University of Northern Colorado Style
Leave it to America's politically correct spank wankers to lead the way...
Students at the University of Northern Colorado have been warned that gender-neutral "inclusive language is mandatory."
They have also been warned that "it is not appropriate to make statements about faith at any time."
In other news, the PC spank wankers will be hosting a little book burning warm-up for all incoming freshmen (ooops!) FRESHPERSONS at the Student Union this Halloween eve.
Immediately following the book burning, everyone is invited to attend the faculty meeting discussing what measures to take against the racist nature of personal pronouns.
Linguistic therapists will be on hand to provide the most recent, officially approved, politically correct definitions of "racist" for the innocently confused arriving from more rural areas who may be a little out of touch with its exponential usage by the resident, PC spank wankers in the know.
Students at the University of Northern Colorado have been warned that gender-neutral "inclusive language is mandatory."
They have also been warned that "it is not appropriate to make statements about faith at any time."
In other news, the PC spank wankers will be hosting a little book burning warm-up for all incoming freshmen (ooops!) FRESHPERSONS at the Student Union this Halloween eve.
Immediately following the book burning, everyone is invited to attend the faculty meeting discussing what measures to take against the racist nature of personal pronouns.
Linguistic therapists will be on hand to provide the most recent, officially approved, politically correct definitions of "racist" for the innocently confused arriving from more rural areas who may be a little out of touch with its exponential usage by the resident, PC spank wankers in the know.
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