Titanic Choices

The gap between America's political versions of Kim Jong-il and Al Capone is narrowing as concerned citizens suddenly reweigh the choice between those two psychopaths begging to be the next, big Dear Leader.

Much to the dismay of the Democratic Party's obedient Justice Department, the FBI is actually taking a second look into the Clinton crime family.

With eleven days before the election, those headlines have sent the polls gyrating out of orbit, or should we say, obit.

Since when does political crime matter in America?

Does it really matter whether it is the Republican or Democratic crime family that has access to the nation's treasury so that they can help themselves to the taxpayers' money in order to dole out patronage to their best friends who will in turn kickback a fair share of that payola to the respective reelection funds?

Modern American democracy is all about the party in power fucking the 47% of the population who actually pay taxes.

And some of you thought it could not possibly get any worse after 16 years of those two merry fruit loops, Whacky Bush Doodle and Snoop Dogg Barry Obama.

Whacky Bush Doodle's legacy will be the Iraq War that destabilized the entire Middle East while Snoop Dogg Barry's legacy will be a failed health care system balanced alongside Barry's historic strides in transgender restroom privileges.

The passengers trapped aboard this cheerful Titanic now have a choice of either jumping ship into the cold, night water or staying on board listening to the band play another swell tune.

Some of us arrogant snobs will prefer to remain wrapped in the comfort of our more honorable abstentions.
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Published on October 30, 2016 09:45
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David Gustafson Violently twerking polls are confirming that the bat shit crazy ass grabber is making huge gains against the evil, lying merchant of influence.

One has to wonder if shifting American morality is suddenly disdaining a merchant of influence more than a serial ass-grabber or if it is simply giving ass-grabbing a pass while issuing a traffic ticket to the Grand Pimpess of political influence?

Since neither one is qualified to be President, maybe it will all come down to who gets the last nasty headline before the election?

This is becoming very amusing for those of us who despise both of these disgraceful maggots.


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