Limerick – There Once Was a Man from Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who brought his beer home in a bucket

He refused to add lime

to a brew so sublime,

And given the chance, he would chug it!

 

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I know the first thing that went through your mind when reading the first line.

Which was part of the plan.  (Thanks for reading and if you've got 'em, drink 'em)