POTUS Interruptus

(“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!” – M. Python)

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Androgynous Moderator: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the second Presidential debate of the 2016 campaign season. But first, let’s interrupt one of the candidates. Guess which one.

Donald Trump: Unbeliev…

Andro-Mod: Time’s up.

More-Or-Less Female Moderator: First Lady of Arkansas and the US, Senator, Secretary of State and exceptional full-time mother, Hillary Clinton, would you like to respond?

Hillary Cl...