Something Ew and Different

So, did you miss me? I bet you didn't even know I was gone. I went to Las Vegas to a surprise birthday party for my brother, and I couldn't talk about it beforehand since I didn't want to be the one to un-surprise him. It was fun, though the town is wasted on me — I forgot to gamble. I guess I'll have to find another way to get rich. I know! I'll write a book, become a bestselling author, and make millions. Are you laughing, too? It would have been better for me to be a bettor.

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