Lost Your Luster In The Cluster?

So you no longer shine. That can't be divine. The cat is here to help you though. That fame is so precious to you, I know. You need that shine back. These will get you ahead of the pack.

Make a sex tape.
Maybe even wear a cape.
Yep, then spread it around.
Might impress many a hound.

Create a hoax.
You can fool many folks.
It is easy to do.
There are quite a few.

Did I hear a yelp?
Okay, I'll help.
A hoax can be simple.
Like popping a pimple.

Blue blood came out of you.
Wow, that will impress a few.
You unearthed a 1000 year old cell phone.
It even has a dial tone.

You heard a voice in a tree.
That is just woweee.
Now it is your turn.
Be hands on so you can learn.

Did you get one?
What was that run?
Your food got eaten?
Hmm, your luster may stay beaten.

We'll skip the hoax.
You just can't coax.
But never fear one bit.
There is more than that shit.

Say God spoke to you.
That will fool quite a few.
You may even become a saint.
Your luster will be shiny paint.

Say aliens abducted you.
Nuts everywhere will turn blue.
They'll ask you all kinds of things.
You'll be probed like kings.

Say you are really a famous dead girl or guy.
That may be a tough lie.
But if you can make it fly,
You'll be upon high.

Ready to get your luster back? Do you need it at your shack? I think I'll stay whelmed at my sea. A much better way to be. Of course if you are that hard up there is a better way. Just join the Hollywood mainstay. Remake, redo, repeat an old thing. Poof! You'll be a tacky king. Now that the cat has helped you get back your class I'll go pass some gas out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.