wen_spencer @ 2011-07-24T10:52:00

As a writer, you end up with odd story dreams. Last night I dreamed that Young Justice was trying to shift from an universe where everything is bad in their lives to a better universe. Kid Flash would vibrate a football and Superboy would kick it.

And it works! They report their successful to Batman.

"So far all eight footballs have gone to other universes," Robin reports.

Batman looks around sees no footballs in evidence. "But you don't know how to get them back."

Robin looks uncomfortable. "We haven't figured out how to do that yet."

Batman sighs, knowing he paid for all the footballs. "Why don't you take it as a sign. God is telling you not to do this by taking all your footballs away."

Later in the dream they get someone to volunteer to be first human test subject. They've added a big electrical field to the experiment.

"I'll be fine," says the test subject with confidence. "It's not like the electricity might be turned off mid-test because you're behind on your payments."

Kid Flash starts to cry at high speed and sputters out this machine gun sob story of living like a hobo under train tracks with the other speedsters because they can't afford electricity. Robin and Superboy looks in disgust at the test subject for mentioning the possibility of electricity shutting off.

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