Want to win a free copy of The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple? (Who Wouldn't?)

It’s Monday, and unless you work a schedule such that Monday is your Friday or you’re just a psychotically happy person, you’re probably feeling some combination of anger, rage, and hopelessness (and that’s just because you can’t get the coffee maker to work, and before you’ve even really gotten into the day yet).

There are two primary ways to mitigate the Monday moroseness: 1) win the lottery and 2) free books.

I don’t have any lucky numbers for you, I’m afraid, but I think I can help you out on the latter point.

Start the week on a high note by giving yourself a chance to win a free copy of The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple. How, you ask, do I gain the opportunity to experience this life-changing event? It’s pretty simple, really—all you need do (by midnight Pacific time on October 6) is:

*Add The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple to your TBR on Goodreads

*Comment on this blog post below about how excited you are to read the book, how devastatingly handsome I am, how surprised you are that a man with so much nose has such small feet, or whatever strikes you as being an interesting thing to say (in other words, comment on whatever you like; I’ll count your comment as your official contest entry)

Five winners will be selected and be sent their virtual booty on October 7 (book is available as a PDF or directly from Amazon in Kindle format).

Good luck to all!
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Published on October 03, 2016 07:37 Tags: fantasy-adventure, free-books, heloise-and-grimple, serial-story
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message 1: by Eon Windrunner (new)

Eon Windrunner Oh, I see the food is hot. I'm sorry. I did not realise. Ha ha ha ha … oh … tray for the … yes. I thought you were challenging me for the fight to the death.


message 2: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Eon ♒Windrunner♒ wrote: "Oh, I see the food is hot. I'm sorry. I did not realise. Ha ha ha ha … oh … tray for the … yes. I thought you were challenging me for the fight to the death."

Hahaha! Your entry is duly noted. And of COURSE the food is hot. :)


message 3: by Aja: (new)

Aja: The Narcoleptic Ninja Hmm... it's already on my list so I guess that leaves the compliment. Tricky...

Um... you're the best buddy reader ever with an exploded head! :D


jenn *mother of dragon & snake* Well I had already had this on my TBR since you kicked it out on GR.

Compliment. Do I really have to? You know I tell you that you have an awesome nose at least once or twice a month.

*sideeye*


message 5: by Trish (new)

Trish You really need to stop being such a good person, Sean! You're never gonna make money like that! ;P
Anyway, I finally wrestled amazon into letting me buy the book although you already gifted it to me.


message 6: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Entries duly noted, Aja and Jenn! And, thanks for the forced compliments. ;)

Thanks, Trish! You're the best. :)


message 7: by Trish (new)

Trish Sean wrote: "Thanks, Trish! You're the best. :)"

You old charmer.




jenn *mother of dragon & snake* Y'all killin me. Lol Trish, Mr. Gibson doesn't need his ego inflated anymore than it already is. I can feel it suffocating me in my office on the other side of the continent.

But I still love ya both. Lol


message 9: by Trish (new)

Trish It's the nose. I can't resist his nose. ;P


jenn *mother of dragon & snake* Curses for that nose. *swoon* Lol. Something so regal about it.


message 11: by [deleted user] (new)

I don't know what these guys are on about with your nose. It's just a nose... that's a bit big. But not a bad one.


message 12: by Stephanie (new)

Stephanie I've been following the evolution of Heloise and Grimple from the next room over, as one who smells a delicious cake but finds oneself surrounded by hot lava, with precious few safe zones by which to attain the ever-elusive sweet smell of wonderfulness. Each step closer to the door was hard-won, and only a few frayed edges of my jeans and a burnt patch on my left shoe betray the fact that sometimes the lava spit at me in consternation to find that I was making headway despite its best efforts to prevent me reaching the kitchen.

Yet, here I stand, ready to knock on the door that separates me from the Super Baker Sean and that tantalizingly good smelling cake. For what else could it be, but a cake of the most wondrous saveurs, of delicate perfumes, of most intricate designs? A cake which one almost - almost - is reluctant to put a fork into even in the name of taking the first taste of this surely forbidden cake?

I knock. And I wait. And I hope and hope that His Bakefulness Sean deigns to allow me in to taste that luscious, scrumptious, mouthwatering cake...


message 13: by Abraham (new)

Abraham Ray I hope I win!


message 14: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Caidyn wrote: "I don't know what these guys are on about with your nose. It's just a nose... that's a bit big. But not a bad one."

I think they're just jealous.

(Okay, well, no, not really.)


message 15: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Stephanie wrote: "I've been following the evolution of Heloise and Grimple from the next room over, as one who smells a delicious cake but finds oneself surrounded by hot lava, with precious few safe zones by which ..."

...and Stephanie wins all the books everywhere ever.


jenn *mother of dragon & snake* Sean wrote: "Caidyn wrote: "I don't know what these guys are on about with your nose. It's just a nose... that's a bit big. But not a bad one."

I think they're just jealous.

(Okay, well, no, not really.)"


It's because it's attached to this equally regal man. Duh! That and his way with words.


message 17: by Roo (new)

Roo Super great! Thank you for this opportunity, Mr. Gibson, this has been on my wishlist for some time now!

Loving the art, by the way!


message 18: by Andrew✌️ (last edited Oct 04, 2016 02:55PM) (new)

Andrew✌️ Great, Sean! I have no comments about your nose, except that you surely have "nose" for good reading. :)
And seriously, I saw the page of "The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple" and I can't help but admire your commitment with ProLiteracy. :)


message 19: by Josh (new)

Josh Wait, that thing is a nose?!


message 20: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Josh wrote: "Wait, that thing is a nose?!"

The technical term is "brontosaurus foot."


message 21: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Thanks, Andrew and Rebecca--entries duly noted!

(But, immediate disqualification for the next person to refer to me as "Mr. Gibson") :)


message 22: by Josh (new)

Josh Well, nose or not, it was already on my list after reading Camelot Shadow. Looking forward to another adventure!


message 23: by Mir (last edited Oct 04, 2016 05:14PM) (new)

Mir Sean wrote: "(But, immediate disqualification for the next person to refer to me as "Mr. Gibson") :)"

How about the next person to offer you a Gibson?



You already gave me the book (thanks!) so I probably owe you a drink.


message 24: by Sud666 (new)

Sud666 Miriam, what's in a Gibson? It looks good


message 25: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Sud666 wrote: "Miriam, what's in a Gibson? It looks good"

Gin, vermouth, and pickled onion, if I'm not mistaken.

I'm more of an old fashioned kind of guy (or maybe a margarita)...


jenn *mother of dragon & snake* Margarita! Or Long Island Ice Tea or Sex on the beach. My go to drinks.


message 27: by Trish (new)

Trish Ew! Pickled onion in a drink???


jenn *mother of dragon & snake* Trish wrote: "Ew! Pickled onion in a drink???"

Right!? *gags*


message 29: by Mir (new)

Mir Trish wrote: "Ew! Pickled onion in a drink???"

No weirder than olives, imo.

Sean wrote: "Sud666 wrote: "Miriam, what's in a Gibson? It looks good"

Gin, vermouth, and pickled onion, if I'm not mistaken.

I'm more of an old fashioned kind of guy (or maybe a margarita)..."


Me, too, actually, but I was going for the name.


message 30: by Trish (new)

Trish Olives don't need to be in drinks either. Fruit, especially as decoration for cocktails that are made with juice anyway, fine. But that?! Yuck!


jenn *mother of dragon & snake* Trish wrote: "Olives don't need to be in drinks either. Fruit, especially as decoration for cocktails that are made with juice anyway, fine. But that?! Yuck!"

Yes ma'am!


message 32: by Sud666 (new)

Sud666 Sean wrote: "Sud666 wrote: "Miriam, what's in a Gibson? It looks good"

Gin, vermouth, and pickled onion, if I'm not mistaken.

I'm more of an old fashioned kind of guy (or maybe a margarita)..."


hmmm interesting..never had one. I like all sorts of drinks..but if i'm dressed up or it's formal...I stick to either Scotch or Bourbon...I do have a fondness for Martini's (dirty)


message 33: by Sud666 (new)

Sud666 oh and it must be said- nothing beats a hangover like a good spicy Bloody Mary :)


message 34: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Sud666 wrote: "Sean wrote: "Sud666 wrote: "Miriam, what's in a Gibson? It looks good"

Gin, vermouth, and pickled onion, if I'm not mistaken.

I'm more of an old fashioned kind of guy (or maybe a margarita)..."

..."


I'll never argue with Scotch (as The Camelot Shadow fans will attest).


message 35: by Trish (new)

Trish If I had to chose between a Scotch and that onion thingy, I'd chose the Scotch too!


jenn *mother of dragon & snake* Same here! Scotch over that onion thingy any day.


message 37: by Erikka (new)

Erikka I need this. Do me a solid, Goodreads bud--let me read your amazing graphic novel!!! :)


message 38: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Erikka wrote: "I need this. Do me a solid, Goodreads bud--let me read your amazing graphic novel!!! :)"

Entry duly noted, Erikka! (But, just as a point of clarification--it's a prose story with a few lovely illustrations rather than a graphic novel.)


message 39: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson John wrote: "Pick me! Please pick me!"

Entry noted, John!


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