Heloise & Grimple is Released, and Good Is (Hopefully) Done

I’m delighted to announce, thanks in no small part to the loyalty and support of the Goodreads community, the publication of The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple, which is now available on Kindle. (Take note, loyal FOHAGs—the collection includes the previously unpublished concluding installment.)

You can find a description of the book on the Amazon page or on the GR listing for the book, but I’d like to focus here not on the particulars of the story (which is probably the greatest fantasy saga ever told, in my completely objective opinion), but on the wonderful GR community that helps make it possible for these types of stories to find their way out into the world.

I have a crazy busy job that requires long hours. I have two kids under the age of 3.5 who require a ton of hands-on attention (and who think sleep for their parents is optional). I have a house to keep up and take care of. And, I have a fairly lengthy commute (usually upwards of 2 hours roundtrip each day). In short, I have a lot going on these days.

I also have an incurable addiction to telling stories.

So, what do you do when you’re desperate to write stories, but have very little time (specifically, a 15-20 minute chunk of time in the morning during the carpooling portion of your commute, and a similar chunk during the trip home in the evening)? If you’re me, you start banging out a semi-coherent, serialized story about a quippy half-elven bard and her gambling-addicted hill giant companion, and you rely on the GR community to give you the energy you need to keep at it day in and day out no matter how tired you are in the morning (after a bad night of sleep) or how worn out you are in the evening (after a stressful day of work).

Over the past 9 months, I’ve released 12 installments of The Chronicle on this blog, and, in each case, it was the enthusiastic, supportive, and very witty comments from GR readers that kept me pushing the story forward. I can’t speak for all writers, but I write stories simply in the hope that people will read and enjoy them, and that they can, in some small way, make someone’s day a little better. Of course, hearing directly from people that a story I’ve written has managed to do precisely that probably makes me feel ten times better than my story made them feel in the first place…

And so I say thank you, a million times over, to everyone on GR who took the time to read or comment on the story somewhere along the way. I would especially like to thank the following readers, who were kind enough to read/like/comment upon darn near every installment, and whose opinions and suggestions helped shape the narrative (so, yes—you can blame them for anything you don’t like), presented in alphabetical order: Aileene, Amber, Bret, Cathy, Cindy, Ginger, Lolly, Miriam, Mona, Paul, Shadowdenizen, Sharyl, and Trish (Bret, Lolly, and Paul all also contributed some stellar artwork to the collection)

In keeping with the tradition that began with The Camelot Shadow, I’m hopeful that the publication of The Chronicle will manage to do some small bit of good beyond nominally entertaining the easily entertained (not to denigrate my readers, mind you). As described previously in this space (see "Do What You Do Well to Do Good"), I’m an advocate for using the skills and abilities that we all have to try to inject some goodwill into the world; to that end, all proceeds from the first 150 copies sold of The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple will be donated to ProLiteracy (www.proliteracy.org), an organization that promotes adult literacy through content development, programs, and advocacy. So, feel good about your purchase, dear readers, and contemplate how you can use YOUR unique skills to do some good out there.

So, what’s next? Glad you asked (or, at least, are sticking around while I tell you, whether you’re interested or not). The sequel to the aforementioned The Camelot Shadow calls, and Bret and I are slowly making progress on Cheesecalibur. There may also be further adventures starring our friends Heloise and Grimple, and there are a slew of other stories waiting—practically begging, in fact—to be told, if only time will slow down enough for me to write them.

Regardless, you’ll be hearing from me soon, and probably far more (and far sooner) than you’d like.

Until then, I’ll take a cue from Grimple and sign off by saying, simply…

Tally ho!
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Published on September 29, 2016 04:13 Tags: do-gooding, fantasy-adventure, heloise-and-grimple, serial-story, the-camelot-shadow
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message 1: by Trish (last edited Sep 29, 2016 05:22AM) (new)

Trish Why thank you, kind Sir, for mentioning me by name. However, it was entirely my pleasure!

Damn time zones! I wanted to beat the drum and help you spread the word but sleep and work got in the way so you were faster after all. Sorry. -_-

Also, thank you for your charitable character - I'll make sure to force persuade enough people to buy this book!

Last but certainly not least: YAY for Cheesecalibur and The Camelot Shadow 2!!!!

P.S.: A shoutout to all who contributed these wonderful pieces of art - I'll make sure to mention you all in my review at least until you blush. ;P


message 2: by Aileene (new)

Aileene O.O

SG!
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SEAN GIBSON!!!!

You mentioned MY name! *passes out* *revives* and my name was mentioned FIRST. *looks for smelling salts*
Thank goodness for alphabetical order.

I'll pimp this out, no doubt. And you're a good egg, SG, donating $$$ to a charity. Bless your cotton socks.

Oi, I've volunteered to beta read the Cheesecalibur, so don't you dare forget.

I'll read this as soon as...I'm pretty chockers at the mo but I'll try my hardest.

PS. Next time you announce things like this and mention names, pls pass smelling salts around.


message 3: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Trish wrote: "Why thank you, kind Sir, for mentioning me by name. However, it was entirely my pleasure!

Damn time zones! I wanted to beat the drum and help you spread the word but sleep and work got in the way ..."


Thanks, Trish! And, thanks for calling out the art, which is really superbulous!


message 4: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Aileene wrote: "O.O

SG!
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SEAN GIBSON!!!!

You mentioned MY name! *passes out* *revives* and my name was mentioned FIRST. *looks for smelling salts*
Thank goodness for alphabetical order.

I'll pimp this out..."


*Waves smelling salts under Aileene's nose*

Better late than never, right?


message 5: by Kelly (new)

Kelly I'm super excited to read this! And of course, I think it's awesome that you are choosing to donate to a charity that promotes literacy. Congrats Sean! Way to make the commute work for you.


message 6: by Sud666 (new)

Sud666 congrats Sean :)


message 7: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Thanks, Kelly and Sud!


Melissa ♥ Dog/Wolf Lover ♥ Martin Congrats. Going to go check on it!


message 9: by Paul (new)

Paul Tomorrow... THE WORLD!!!


message 10: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Thanks, Melissa!

Tomorrow? Pshaw. The world is ours today, Paul!


Melissa ♥ Dog/Wolf Lover ♥ Martin Even though it was on KU, I bought it!


message 12: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Melissa wrote: "Even though it was on KU, I bought it!"

You're the best! :)


message 13: by Trish (new)

Trish I'm gonna buy it too and already spread the word in the office (one colleague already bought it). :D


message 14: by Get X Serious (new)

Get X Serious If this is even half as entertaining as your reviews then count me in.


Melissa ♥ Dog/Wolf Lover ♥ Martin Sean wrote: "Melissa wrote: "Even though it was on KU, I bought it!"

You're the best! :)"


Nah! You are, your the writer :-)


message 16: by Sud666 (new)

Sud666 Paul wrote: "Tomorrow... THE WORLD!!!"

Ummm did you and Sean just make a Pinky and the Brain reference?


message 17: by Sud666 (new)

Sud666 Trish wrote: "I'm gonna buy it too and already spread the word in the office (one colleague already bought it). :D"

Tell them if they don't buy it..you'll smother their firstborn children. *shrugs* Hey..it worked for Stephen King..and Sean is far more handsome than King.


message 18: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Sud666 wrote: "Paul wrote: "Tomorrow... THE WORLD!!!"

Ummm did you and Sean just make a Pinky and the Brain reference?"


I think so, Brain...but burlap chafes me so.


message 19: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Sud666 wrote: "Trish wrote: "I'm gonna buy it too and already spread the word in the office (one colleague already bought it). :D"

Tell them if they don't buy it..you'll smother their firstborn children. *shrugs..."


That's true, Sud, though I'm told Stephen King has a nicer ass.


message 20: by Sud666 (new)

Sud666 Sean wrote: "Sud666 wrote: "Paul wrote: "Tomorrow... THE WORLD!!!"

Ummm did you and Sean just make a Pinky and the Brain reference?"

I think so, Brain...but burlap chafes me so."

*lol* I suggest we make Sir Paul the Brain (he works in the scientific field with REAL scientists) and I'll gladly be Pinky :)


message 21: by Sud666 (last edited Sep 29, 2016 06:19PM) (new)

Sud666 Sean wrote: "Sud666 wrote: "Trish wrote: "I'm gonna buy it too and already spread the word in the office (one colleague already bought it). :D"

Tell them if they don't buy it..you'll smother their firstborn ch..."


Not since he got run over several years back.....no I'd say in terms of proboscis and posterior you are the up and coming thing. Send Trish a picture of your tush and have her rate it...I truly have no experience with men's rear ends and thus am completely unqualified to adjudicate the pulchritude of your derriere. Trish, however, is fully EU certified to pass judgement.


message 22: by Trish (new)

Trish Sud666 wrote: "Trish wrote: "I'm gonna buy it too and already spread the word in the office (one colleague already bought it). :D"

Tell them if they don't buy it..you'll smother their firstborn children. *shrugs..."


He is indeed. And I would, but the colleagues in question (who can read in English) don't have children (better for humanity that way, trust me).


message 23: by Trish (new)

Trish Sud666 wrote: "Send Trish a picture of your tush and have her rate it...I truly have no experience with men's rear ends and thus am completely unqualified to adjudicate the pulchritude of your derriere. Trish, however, is fully EU certified to pass judgement. "

I am?! Well, if Sean's butt is as good as his eyebrows and nose, I will gladly take a look at the picture and certify it. ;P


message 24: by Paul (new)

Paul Sud666 wrote: "Paul wrote: "Tomorrow... THE WORLD!!!"

Ummm did you and Sean just make a Pinky and the Brain reference?"


Sure. Pinky & the Brain are awesome.


message 25: by Trish (new)

Trish Paul wrote: "Sud666 wrote: "Paul wrote: "Tomorrow... THE WORLD!!!"

Ummm did you and Sean just make a Pinky and the Brain reference?"

Sure. Pinky & the Brain are awesome."


In fact, they are so awesome that they are well-known even here.


message 26: by Paul (new)

Paul Great to hear Cheesescalibur is still a work in progress.

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Waitasec! Did I accidentally provide you with fan art for your next book without even realising? Sneaky use of mind control there, Sean...


message 27: by Trish (new)

Trish Paul wrote: "Great to hear Cheesescalibur is still a work in progress.

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Waitasec! Did I accidentally provide you with fan art for your next book without even realising? Sneaky use of mind control there, S..."


Yup, that is one of Sean-y-boy's signature move and you walked right into the trap?! *lol* Losing your touch in your old age?! *evil grin*


message 28: by Paul (new)

Paul Damnit!


message 29: by Trish (last edited Sep 30, 2016 03:12AM) (new)

Trish Paul wrote: "Damnit!"

D'aw, don't feel too bad. You're still my favourite Paul. After all, you made me that owl (does it have anme by the way?) and I keep looking at it daily, always grinning like a happy loon. :D


message 30: by Paul (new)

Paul Trish wrote: "Paul wrote: "Damnit!"

D'aw, don't eel too bad. You're still my favourite Paul. After all, you made me that owl (does it have anme by the way?) and I keep looking at it daily, always grinning like ..."


It's your owl; you should name it. :-)


message 31: by Trish (new)

Trish Paul wrote: "It's your owl; you should name it. :-)"

Then I will. :D


message 32: by Malia (new)

Malia Congratulations, Sean! And it's fantastic you are donating part of the proceeds to ProLiteracy. I look forward to reading more about Heloise and Grimple, though I'm a little sad the quest is at an end. Good luck with all your future writing!!


message 33: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Malia wrote: "Congratulations, Sean! And it's fantastic you are donating part of the proceeds to ProLiteracy. I look forward to reading more about Heloise and Grimple, though I'm a little sad the quest is at an ..."

Thanks, Malia--I appreciate that! I don't think we've seen the last of Heloise and Grimple... ;)


message 34: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Trish wrote: "Paul wrote: "It's your owl; you should name it. :-)"

Then I will. :D"


So...did you name it, Trish?


message 35: by Trish (new)

Trish Sean wrote: "Trish wrote: "Paul wrote: "It's your owl; you should name it. :-)"

Then I will. :D"

So...did you name it, Trish?"


I'm still considering. But I narrowed it down to three names (none of which are completely satisfying). Why? Do you have any suggestions?


message 36: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Trish wrote: "Sean wrote: "Trish wrote: "Paul wrote: "It's your owl; you should name it. :-)"

Then I will. :D"

So...did you name it, Trish?"

I'm still considering. But I narrowed it down to three names (none ..."


I have none...I was just curious! :)

What are the options?


message 37: by Sud666 (new)

Sud666 Archimedes


message 38: by Trish (last edited Oct 13, 2016 11:18PM) (new)

Trish How on Earth did you know that????

Archimedes and Ariel were two of my favourite options. Archimedes because of the snarky owl in that Disney movie. Ariel as the air spirit in Shakespeares The Tempest.


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