Well, first of all, the one that is hip. I am so totally hip and...

Well, first of all, the one that is hip. I am so totally hip and with it, it’s mind-boggling. So, yeah, the one currently being demonized. That’s the one I’m against. If there’s anything I wanna be, it’s cool.

Seriously, though, I almost drove my truck up there to North Dakota or where ever, got out of it, and demanded that the stuff that makes it run be even more expensive and more difficult to get.

But then, suddenly, I remembered I was intelligent, so no go.

:(