It's actually kind of strange to think that soon marijuana will be legal everywhere.

Hell, I’m even investing in marijuana companies (purely for philosophical reasons at this point). Shit, I remember back in high school all the hell we had to go through just to score a bag of weed….

We had to drive all the way down out of the mountains to Rapid City to this guy Bruce, who was like 50 years old. This guy Bruce had the best bud and you could score a quarter ounce bag of it for 35 bucks. Keep in mind, this is like the late 80s, so really good bud then is like half-assed bud now. But he had the best.

We had to go to this rusted-over, end-of-days, apocalyptic trailer court. There were always 3 or 4 cops in it breaking up domestic disputes and enforcing restraining orders. This guy Bruce was flamboyantly gay and always announced during every transaction “I suck a mean cock. Free bag if I do.”

We’re these little high school kids. “Um, no thank you, sir. We’ll pay full price.”

Then we’d go to some shitty little alley on the north side and smoke up on a pop can while homeless drunks pissed on dumpsters and gunfire and black helicopters filled the air.

Now it’s, like, a fucking legitimate business.

Hell of a deal if you think about it.