That’s Not Funny

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Sacred Cows.

This week, let’s talk about sacred cows – the Americanized definition, that is, not the literal Vedic version that allows cows to do things we humans often take for granted, like roam the streets, not wear pants, and avoid being eaten.

See, cows are literally considered sacred in some countries, like India, Burma, and Texas. In those lands, the bovines can just walk around and do whatever they want, with no consequences and z...