Here Today It's The Warrior Way!

You have to love the internet, right? I mean it allows the cat to have a site. Who knew a cat could type and rhyme? Thanks to the internet you now know with each chime. But we need justice too. That justice is soooooo needed to come due.

It's so bad.
He isn't glad.
That can't be fine.
No need to wait in line.

Social Justice Warrior away!
They're here to save the day.
Well, at least pretend to anyway.
They need to have their say.

That was so racist of you.
You said people can't be blue.
That was just so so so bad.
Social Justice Warrior will take down your pad.

Oh wait, that was said by him.
That guy is nuts and rather dim.
But he's getting lots of hits.
I have to repeat his fits.

Social Justice Warrior needs points.
I agree with your racist blue joints.
I am the law in these parts.
I'm saving faint hearts.

Don't you argue with me.
I have sidekicks to attack thee.
My Social Justice Warrior clan,
Will attack any woman or man.

On the internet that is.
We don't do that real life biz.
Mommy's basement is so safe and sound,
And we can't have other people around.

But that's neither here nor there.
We are here and we are aware.
The Social Justice Warrior shall prevail.
We'll make your racism fail.

Social Justice Warriors don't just stop that.
You need to be PC where you are at.
Don't say Christmas or in we'll swoop.
The Social Justice Warrior and the sidekick troop.

My stance has been adopted.
It is correct because in it others have opted.
That is the Social Justice Warrior way.
We go with the most popular thing others say.

Pffffft Social Justice Warriors can go pound sand. Nothing but whiny little assholes across the land. Trying to gain popularity by agreeing with the masses. That just proves they are a bunch of dumb asses. Did I just shame the Social Justice Warrior today? Whoops, not sorry at my bay. Did you know they were called Social Justice Warriors at your sea? More like idiots who want approval so they blindly agree. The cat hopes they fall face first into a pile of grass where a present has just been left from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.