The Dip Of The Weirdo Flip!

Things sure can flip and flop with ease. They can change with the breeze. What once was can be is and what was is can be a was biz. Is the cat confusing you? I guess I'll get to it at my zoo.

Facebook, what's that?
That is just scat.
You are weird for using it.
Who needs that shit?

Twitter, is that a bird?
140 characters is absurd.
Why would you use that?
Did your brains go splat?

Linkedin, another one?
How are they fun?
Who are you linked to?
You haven't got a clue.

Instagram, there is another?
Put a pillow over your face and smother.
That would be better for you.
Wow, a picture of your shoe.

Fast forward a bit,
And you get a new fit.
A few years come and go.
Time for a new flow.

Facebook is so grand.
Are you on Facebook land?
You're not and like to meet in person?
Wow, your life that must worsen.

Twitter is a real helper.
Now all can be a yelper.
Famous folks can even have their say.
Bow down and follow the fray.

Linkedin is of such great need.
Employers can stalk your feed.
Show all everything you've done.
Isn't linking up fun?

Instagram is the best.
Show pics of everything and be a pest.
You can even show one of your shoe.
Woweee, that is such a great view.

You're a weirdo if you don't have all.
How can you live without them at your hall?
You sure need a Facebook, Twitter, Linkedin and Instagram wall.
Join them and many others and have a ball.

Pfffft is all the cat can say. I'll pfffft again on display. First you were a weirdo for not having one and now you are if each one isn't done. What? You want to actually talk? So weird that you want to squawk. Just post it on your Facebook wall. You should tell all. Pffft all the social media just gives me gas. It can also suck on it when it comes out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.