whatdidyousayagain:
Starve him to death by putting a stranger in his kitchen.
I had houseguests stay for a week and one daythey went into the kitchen to get lunch just as I wanted to do the same. Instead I went to my room to hide out until they left the kitchen, but of course I couldn’t tell when they were finished from all the way in my room and I didn’t want to go into the kitchen to check so I just stayed there until my dad finally came in like, “Have you eaten lunch ye...
Published on September 11, 2016 17:24