Not So Smart With The Ass Art!

The cat has done it a time or two, not going to admit to what at my zoo. That would require me to use my memory, you know. I have a nap to get to after this flow. What has been done? Why a smart ass time that wasn't so fun.

Be a smart ass,
It is so grand.
It may not have class.
But who needs that in hand?

Although by being one,
You may get screwed.
Nope, not screwed for fun,
As some may find it rude.

Like if the stick up their butt,
Comes to your place a calling.
They may think it smut,
Or it may cause brawling.

The job interview is another.
It could screw you.
Your chances it may smother.
Especially if they go moo.

As in they're sheep.
No farm for us.
Don't think too deep,
You may start to cuss.

The blog post isn't one,
So I can do the above.
Unless G rated is done,
Then you may get no love.

A funeral is best avoided.
That may go over rough.
Your high society may be voided,
If you make fun of dead stuff.

Court, if you get stuck there,
Is sure another to run from.
The judge won't care,
If the gavel breaks your thumb.

Church may get you hanged,
Especially way down south.
At best your head may get banged,
So best to close your mouth.

And a doctor visit could go either way.
It could leave you with regret.
If the doctor says okay,
A hand up your ass may be a safe bet.

Any other times not to be a smart ass? Bah, some will give you a pass. Others sure may not though. May have to watch what you let flow. Although it can lead to interesting situations all around, even if you have to run away as fast as a greyhound. I can be a smart ass to Cass. She can't get rid of my smart little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.