I Don’t Need Flavored Oreos

I keep seeing different flavors of Oreos. Vanilla, red velvet, Swedish Fish, what have you. It seems like they come out with a new flavor each week. Personally, I don’t see the need for any of them.

If I want Oreos, I want Oreos. If I don’t want Oreos, I don’t want Oreos.

Seriously, vanilla? I’ll go get a different vanilla cookie if I want that. Red velvet? I’ll go get an actual piece of red velvet cake. Swedish Fish? Same. Why combine? It’s going to taste not quite like either food, and probably be a slightly worse version of each combined. I’d rather just get normal Oreos and whatever other food I want and then eat both.

That’d be better.

I just don’t see the point of all this. Heck, I don’t even see the point of double stuff. I can make those myself. Who needs to buy that special?