Competition Time – Twisted Poems of a Warped Mind

Competition Time Twisted Poems


Another competition? Yes, it’s competition time again!

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To celebrate the upcoming release of Twisted Poems of a Warped Mind on 07 October 2016 I’m having another giveaway! As I’ve previously mentioned, this is something I’d like to do for every one of my books, prior to it’s official release. This is my way of thanking you for being a loyal ‘angel follower’ (subscriber of my newsletter). competition time


Not sold on a book of poetry? At the risk of sounding like a used car salesman, trust me, this isn’t your usual book of poems. Still not sold? The ‘look inside’ feature will be available once the book is officially published and to whet your appetite, here’s a couple of examples:





Halloween: Witches Brew

Witches coven holds its meeting

To discuss the trick or treating

Need sweeties for the little ones

Lollipops and sticky buns

And for the pièce de résistance

If the witches can go the distance

A special homemade witches’ brew

The perfect touch for their little do

So witches set about the pot

Build the fire to make it hot

In the cauldron many things go

Lizard’s breath and ogre’s toe

Slimy frog and tail of rat

Rotten egg and wing of bat

Maggot mash and dead man’s hair

Homeless person’s underwear

Add some water from a stagnant pond

Stir it slow with a witch’s wand

When it smells you know it’s done

Serve it up and have some fun

Watch the kiddies choke and die

On witches brew you can rely.


… what do you mean you were after a love potion!


Pure Fun: Miss Temptation

Miss Temptation,

That is me.

More of a woman,

Than most will be.


Shake my booty,

To taunt and tease.

You’ll be eager,

And willing to please.


Wined and dined,

Each night of the week.

Waiting for those words,

I never will speak.


Why settle down,

When you’re having so much fun.

Miss Temptation’s reign,

Has only just begun!


Tell me more!

If you’re already an angel follower, you don’t need to do a thing, as you’re already in the draw. For those of you who aren’t angel followers simply join (and remain on) my mailing list before the closing date. It’s that simple!


1 x $30 (USD) Amazon Gift Card

3 x signed copies of Twisted Poems of a Warped Mind

6 x Twisted Poems of a Warped Mind eBooks


Entries close on 01 October 2016 11:59pm AEST. A random-picker website will be used to select the winners, and the winners will be announced on, or before, Friday 07 October 2016 — provided the winners’ eligibility to enter has been verified.


The Terms and Conditions can be found here. Please do take the time to have a read, as some of you may be ineligible to enter. (You are still most welcome to become an angel follower and receive news, freebies and updates though.)


Good luck! competition time


Become an angel follower to enter the competition

and receive a free ebook as welcome gift!




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