Writing - 10 things we didn't know

Handsome Japanese, lottery ticket buying millionaires and politically correct court language.


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1. In the Grand Canyon, the US postal service delivers mail by mule.

It would be cruel to suggest that donkeys carry mail everywhere esle.
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2. It would take 112,000 years to fly to the nearest Earth-like world travelling at 25,000mph.

I'll not book that trip then.


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3. Woody Allen spends $100 a week on lottery tickets.

Shouldn't be allowed - greedy git!


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4. Lawyers in the US are forbidden from using terms like "honey" and "darling" in court.

Ok sweety!!!


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5. Action movie star Jason Statham has kicked more people in his films than he has punched.

Keeping his hands clean.


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6. Elephants can't stand chilli powder.

A matter of personal taste.


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7. The winner of the First Lady cookie bake off has predicted the Presidential winner each year since 1992 - except in 2008.

Drumpf?


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8. There's a strong chance the most hated word in the English language is "moist".

No its - Newcastle.


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9. Dolls designed to put girls off pregnancy may encourage them instead.

Nothing as perverse as a woman.
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10. Japanese companies pay handsome men to make staff cry.

Why? I'll do it for half the wages!!!


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God Bless