Writing - 10 things we didn't know
Handsome Japanese, lottery ticket buying millionaires and politically correct court language.
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1. In the Grand Canyon, the US postal service delivers mail by mule.
It would be cruel to suggest that donkeys carry mail everywhere esle.
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2. It would take 112,000 years to fly to the nearest Earth-like world travelling at 25,000mph.
I'll not book that trip then.
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3. Woody Allen spends $100 a week on lottery tickets.
Shouldn't be allowed - greedy git!
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4. Lawyers in the US are forbidden from using terms like "honey" and "darling" in court.
Ok sweety!!!
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5. Action movie star Jason Statham has kicked more people in his films than he has punched.
Keeping his hands clean.
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6. Elephants can't stand chilli powder.
A matter of personal taste.
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7. The winner of the First Lady cookie bake off has predicted the Presidential winner each year since 1992 - except in 2008.
Drumpf?
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8. There's a strong chance the most hated word in the English language is "moist".
No its - Newcastle.
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9. Dolls designed to put girls off pregnancy may encourage them instead.
Nothing as perverse as a woman.
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10. Japanese companies pay handsome men to make staff cry.
Why? I'll do it for half the wages!!!
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God Bless
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1. In the Grand Canyon, the US postal service delivers mail by mule.
It would be cruel to suggest that donkeys carry mail everywhere esle.
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2. It would take 112,000 years to fly to the nearest Earth-like world travelling at 25,000mph.
I'll not book that trip then.
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3. Woody Allen spends $100 a week on lottery tickets.
Shouldn't be allowed - greedy git!
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4. Lawyers in the US are forbidden from using terms like "honey" and "darling" in court.
Ok sweety!!!
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5. Action movie star Jason Statham has kicked more people in his films than he has punched.
Keeping his hands clean.
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6. Elephants can't stand chilli powder.
A matter of personal taste.
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7. The winner of the First Lady cookie bake off has predicted the Presidential winner each year since 1992 - except in 2008.
Drumpf?
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8. There's a strong chance the most hated word in the English language is "moist".
No its - Newcastle.
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9. Dolls designed to put girls off pregnancy may encourage them instead.
Nothing as perverse as a woman.
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10. Japanese companies pay handsome men to make staff cry.
Why? I'll do it for half the wages!!!
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God Bless
Published on August 27, 2016 11:17
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