What I am afraid of -- Part Deux

I just got off the phone with a friend of mine. He told me that when I get to heaven, I am going to meet Jeremiah the prophet, who was stoned to death, John the Baptist carrying his head in a charger, and St. Stephen with arrows still sticking out of him. Each one is carrying a palm leaf in his hand.

John the Baptist is going to roll his eyes up and look at me.

John the Baptist: "Internet trolls, huhn? So people made fun of you?"

Me: "Well, I feel I was on a mission from God."

St. Stephen (his face