What happens in a movie theater during a thunderstorm

I decided to see a movie.

Took forever to buy a ticket.

The dude in the ticket booth wasn’t very helpful.

By the way, this is what happens at our movie theater during a thunderstorm:

No electricity, no movie. I didn’t mind the wait, however.

The peaceful time gave me a chance to ponder some deep thoughts.

 

Moral of the story:

Never, ever go to the movies in a thunderstorm.

And never, ever lose your cell phone.