Things they should teach at school

In honor of the forthcoming start of the school year,

I’d like the School Board to address the following issues:

TOPIC ONE:

TOPIC TWO:

Shouldn’t our kids learn how to make a healthy version of this?

Truly, wouldn’t this type of endeavor solve a lot of our problems?

And finally, TOPIC THREE:

Shouldn’t there be a prom for parents?

Thank you.