My First Month of Book Promotion: What I’ve Learned

I’ve been a busy bee

Just over a month ago, I self-published my novel Mervyn vs. Dennis on Amazon. A lot’s happened since then and I’ve been much busier than I expected. Here’s a fairly self-congratulatory list of the things I’ve managed to do in 5 weeks:

Design my cover Buy a pineapple Buy a larger pineapple from a different supermarket because the first one looked a bit pathetic and not bristly enough Take a load of profile pictures Eat both pineapples Format my manuscript for Kindle and o...