The Redneck Way Gone Astray!

Pat is over here. Come for a peer.
The redneck keeps it real today as she gets a What Off display. Did you ever wonder what her blog would be like if drinking were to take a hike? Well now you will know. May not want to though.

My alcohol is gone.
Wine out on the lawn.
Time for a new day.
Shed the redneck way.

Oh look, a cute story.
I'll show it in its glory.
Baby says its first word.
What a cute little turd.

Awww, I have to share this.
It just brings poor bliss.
Fireman saves cat in tree.
He never even got stung by a bee.

What about this?
You really can't miss.
A kid holding a hand to cross the street.
Such a story can't be beat.

Santa is out hearing wishes.
I just did the dishes.
Isn't it fun to be merry?
No need to showcase the scary.

Isn't this nice?
No wacky dice.
Just a nice and wholesome time.
It can even rhyme.

You want more?
I've got some in store.
Just keep reading.
More are seeding.

Like a stranger's kiss.
It brought on bliss.
The dog thought so anyway.
It humped the old and grey.

Forget condoms and lube.
You won't see this on the tube.
Super glue makes them get stuck.
That is one long umm game of pass the buck?

Oh, dam, I kida lied.
Wine i maay haav spied.
Whoo neds holsome anyway.
The reedneck isss hereeee too stay.

Not even a What Off lasted long with her. I guess the wacky makes her purr. You can't go giving the wholesome crap or she may go take a nap. Or just get drunk more. Who knows what she has hidden in each drawer. Plus it would be boring with no wacky sass. But now you know thanks to the What Off from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.