A What Off Leaper Who's A Contest Keeper!

We've got contests galore because we ripped off Rosey's shore. Wait! This is a What Off post. I guess we'll have to tweak that at our coast. So giveaways, what are they? Let's go another way.

Win $100 amazon gift card.
It isn't so hard.
Like this and follow that.
You can win where you're at.

And we have a winner.
They sure aren't a sinner.
The winner is....Me!
Damn, I'm lucky at my sea.

Win a new nuclear resistant fridge.
More sturdy than a bridge.
You can survive any blast.
It is sure built to last.

And we have another winner.
They also aren't a sinner.
The winner is....Me!
Again, I'm lucky at my sea.

Win a brand new car.
It can go really far.
Worth $5678.99 to some.
Others may think it dumb.

And we have our next winner.
They really aren't a sinner.
The winner is....Me!
Damn, I'm still lucky at my sea.

Win a date with whoever.
That is right, you pick the endeavor.
Can go out with anyone you like.
Maybe lightning will strike?

And we have another winner.
They sure aren't a sinner.
The winner is....Me!
Wow, I'm lucky at my sea.

Win a trip to Bora Bora,
Where you can really whora whora.
Lots of sand and fun.
It is grand for everyone.

And we have a winner.
They sure aren't a sinner.
The winner is....Me!
Damn, can't be stopped even with 666 spree.

Rosey the cheat? That would be a treat. She could just hit repeat on each winner post. That would save time at her coast. See what happens when power goes to ones head? They rig every contest that is said. Aren't you glad my What Off let you know? Rosey would never sink that low. But if it was for something of high class the cat may be a rigged little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.