luftblumen:malcolm-f-tucker:I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well done for wasting...

luftblumen:

malcolm-f-tucker:

I wish people would stop saying“It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.

I really needed this