A What Off Lie Ever So Spry!

What if Neko Random was Neko Lie? Yeah, you'd never believe that Adam guy. Maybe he is lying now? That would really wow. Would screw my What Off up though. So we'll give that a no.

Fish have been found to have wings.
Wow, who knew such things.
Flying fish will be had.
Might make fisherman rather mad.

Cement can be turned to gold.
Damn, I'll join that fold.
Tell me how though.
I want to see its glow.

Cats can jump on flying fish.
That is a real delightful dish.
But would that really be a lie?
Bah, we'll let that one go as fish we fry.

Doorknobs contain bacteria that cures cancer.
That will even impress Santa and Prancer.
Maybe old Rudolph too.
Guess I shouldn't wash my hands at my zoo.

The Titanic was really sunk by an alien craft.
What? They didn't like the big raft?
At least no one got probed.
Up the butt or ear lobed.

Glass can't be broken.
Not even with a token?
You mean the bullet proof stuff?
That has to be tough.

Mario to join the next Final Fantasy game.
Hmmm that may turn out lame.
But then again most Final Fantasy's now suck.
So could be what they need to make a buck.

Blogger is being phased out in 2017.
Damn, there goes my scene.
The cat will have to riot.
Maybe all should try it.

Fans blow ghosts away.
Ghosts are real you say?
Hmm, need to call Ghostbusters.
Not any remake clusters.

The Blue Guy really ate his own shoe.
Geez, and he's been blaming my zoo.
Good to know the lie err umm truth,
Here at my rhyming booth.

You'd learn all kinds of fun stuff if lies Adam were to huff and puff. Would he blow your brain down? Hmmm, maybe send you to looney bin town. If you go out telling all fish can fly in mass you may end up seeming crazier than my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.