A What Off Review At My Zoo!

So today you'll get a great review. Heck, you may even get two. Yep, Mary Kirkland is here to What Off review. She does a few at her zoo.

I got this book to review,
It has pretty pictures to view.
It has quite a few.
I give it a 2.

That is 2 out of 5.
The pics were alive.
But it was missing something.
It was missing a fling.

There was no love.
Below or above.
No steamy scenes.
Just lots of blues and greens.

Reds and pinks too.
Some brown came due.
A purple pic here and there.
Orange was rather rare.

I need sex though.
There was none in tow.
Nothing happened like that.
Nothing steamy, just a cat.

Yeah, a cat rhymed.
It was well timed.
But all it did was rhyme.
That is just a crime.

The cat was fixed.
Love was nixed.
Not that I wanted to see that.
Why am I reading about a cat?

He may be wild,
But this book is so mild.
Where's the sex and lovin?
In and out things should be shovin.

So that's why it gets a 2.
The pics were great to view.
The rhyme was well timed.
But no love was even mimed.

Hope you liked my review.
It was fun to come due.
Until the next kids book I review.
Hopefully more sex will come through.

Hmmmm I don't think her What Off reviews would work. Going from sex filled books to kids books may not be a perk. She may scare the kiddies away or get targeted by the PTA. Then again could be a new kids book review spin and bring some sales in. No sex is a good thing in those to come to pass. The perk of being a snip snipped little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.