A What Off Max! Wait....It's Just Jax!

So old Blabber, with 30 drawing near, had to be said by may rhyming rear, ripped off something already. I guess I'm ripping off a rip off. If it confuses don't scoff. For it is really a What Off today here at my bay.


This is Jax.Blabber's tax.The rip off she chose.Does it mean she doesn't like to wear clothes?


But what if she was this?Would there be list bliss?I guess we shall see.With this What Off spree.
#1Lay down the law! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(screaming in ears, won't get cheers)
#2WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(catches breath to avoid death)Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#3That is the last straw.Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (stole the last straw? Awwww)
#4WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(catches breath to avoid death)Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#5 Tried to ruin my trip to the spa.Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(more like she got a flat tire or her hair caught on fire)
#6WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(catches breath to avoid death)Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#7That shampoo has a big flaw.Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(Don't mess with the shampoo or she'll waaaaa you)
#8WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(catches breath to avoid death)Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#9 A bird saw my eyes and wanted to gnaw.Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(more like it looked at her and flew away to enjoy the day)
#10WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(catches breath to avoid death)Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Well I guess I proved she ripped off the right one. All that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ing would be hard on anyone. Plus seems she'd use a lot of filler with each post. That would just be cheating at her coast. Of course that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ing could be crying too. Ugg to an emotional zoo. On either the cat would take a pass. It would just hurt the ears of my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.