A What Off Spree From The Insecurity Tree!

 Here we are.Insecurities near and far.Well maybe not near.I'm too crazy a rhyming rear.
With What Off month too.What can come due?Oh, it's an easy spree.Just follow little old me.
Want it gone?Such a con?Send it away.With a What Off day.
What's that?Follow the cat.Whoop, said that.Listen to the cat.
What if + rip off.Now don't scoff.Not some remake.Or a love fling to partake.
Nope, a What Off it is.Beats all in the biz.Easy as can be.You still following me?
It was bad.Can't get done at my pad.Bad review was had.Blah, blah I'm sad.
That was the rip.The rip of the trip.Now time for the what.The what if of the rut.
Bad is good.Improve at your hood.Can't get it done?Little by little equals a ton.
Bad review?Even the richest authors get them too.Sad at your sea?At least no one pissed on thee.
And now you have the What Off. Drink from the What Off trough. No need to rip off this or that when insecurity comes up to bat. Give a what if and maybe some roses a sniff. And it's always good not to be pissed on like grass. That's just the What Off advice from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.