Hide Under The Bed With The What Off In Red!

The first What Off to come due is one starring Blue. Whoops, I mean Red. Blue seems to be dead. Red is here to spread the cheer. Don't let him get near. He'll do more than poke you in the rear. At least that's what I hear.

He's gone red.Wants people dead.Dead and crispy.Blue is wispy.

The devil is here.He won't poke your rear.He'll stab it and take a piece.Doesn't even use grease.

His students beware.Not wanting lopsided underwear.They all pay attention.No phone use or detention.

Humpers have stopped.Humping kinda flopped.He used his big pointy thing,And now humpers can't have a fling.

A cheap snip snip.With no vet trip.A service is had?Poor, poor human lad.

Politicians are no more. He stopped them at every shore.He stopped their lying habit.Sending them down the hole of a rabbit.

As in their own private spot in Hell.That boot camp sure isn't swell. They no longer have a booty.Just a crack to go umm tooty.
He posts about killing.None think they are thrilling.But all pretend so.They don't want to go below.
He can cackle too.That's between me and you.He says he's always horny,Because his head is rather thorny.
A lame joke.Boo to the Red bloke.But beware his red mass,He may pull off your ass.
Now you know what would occur if the lines did blur. If Blue became Red and chaos he would spread. Not a what if I want to see. Would never then rip off his sea. Like I did with my What Off. Got it now from the What Off trough? I think you do. If not, I'll send Red after you. You will have no more cheeks in mass. I think I'll go hide mine under the bed of my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.