The First … Gentleman?

(Bill Clinton dates Philadelphia. All at once.)

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If the world learned anything at all from the 2016 Democrat political convention, we learned this: Hillary Clinton is almost surely a woman.

So. Now that the two parties have held their conventions, here’s the collective knowledge of the entire American political system at this point in time:

Hillary Clinton has a uterus Donald Trump is Satan

For four solid days, Philadelphia’s Wells Fargo Center resounded with the hard-won fruits...